Friday, 9 December 2011

Where Everybody knows your name

Thank you Char Char-
You brought me back to 1990. I know this was years before we met, but it was when I first met sweet lady poutine.
I had become smitten with a young Acadian girl named Nadine who was a second year aged studies student and on our ramblings around downtown Ottawa she introduced me to the delicacy of French fries, cheese curds and gravy and of course you needed to top it with even more salt. I discovered that cheese curds actually made a difference instead of cheese and that the very best poutine came from the seediest looking chip waggons rather than anywhere else.
There are few things I like as much and miss as fondly as the smell from chip waggons and Polish or German sausages cooking in the cold autumn air. 
How awesome does all that taste being washed down with a cold can of coke?

I tried a lot of experiments with poutine over the years – I never liked Italian poutine (made with tomato sauce instead of gravy). I was underwhelmed by a poutine we served at a Cape Breton function one night at the Loon that was made with summer savoury added to it.
Sorry Joanne & Derek. But the music and event itself was fantastic.
I even tried a decadent poutine once or twice – made with proper potato rosti, bacon and beef pan drippings.
But the crème de la crème was the poutine made from chips cooked in duck fat. I will state that you have not lived until you’ve tried it.

Sadly, there is no poutine in Australia. I found it once at a solitary New York Fries franchise that has since closed and introduced a very reluctant Liv to it. Getting to see the eye roll and blissful reaction cross her face as she bit into it was a happy moment for me and I wonder if it was the same expression that Nadine saw on mine. Every other Aussie I’ve met has put up the same fight against trying something that sounds good in theory and each an everyone of them has reacted with something akin to good sex.

I will readily admit to being hungover on a fairly regular basis when writing up specials at the Loon. I’d apologise to Rose but she already knew the state of most of her staff from the night before. So yes, the specials did suffer and you could always tell just how bad things were in the kitchen by what specials were on.
Quesadilla = Hungover
Meat lovers pizza = Hungover
Red onion, bacon and mushroom pasta with rose sauce = Hungover
Poutine perogies? That was a hangover but one that was also a special for Char, Marcie, Lisa, and Sarah Sausage.
There was a magic at the Loon, one that wasn’t kept to one group. It spread from kitchen and floor staff to the customers as well. I’ve never found that same formula anywhere else. I’m not saying it was always sunshine and roses, there were fights, we all occasionally lumbered through like a piece of farm machinery. But it is always a fond memory to look back on those six years of my life, to have known that just outside my door was a place that everybody knew your name and was always glad you came.
Sorry, couldn’t resist.

8 comments:

  1. I remember you working on (what you thought) was a broken ankle one night and after you worked your entire shift at the Loon (idiot) and then sitting in the emergency room for 2 or 3 hours waiting until you could get an x-ray. Do you remember the VERY french "gentleman" in the bush jacket who came in whispering (at first) to the nurse at the desk? He was trying to be secretive about his condition, but she couldn't make him out so he straightened up and basically bellowed it out for all the world to hear! I won't repeat what he said (there may be kids reading this) and you have to hear it with the heavy french accent to really appreciate it :)

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  2. That same period was really special for me too. You're bang on: the place had a certain vibe that made you feel like these were all remarkable people, who were fun and funny and close that went beyond the artificial closeness that people can sometimes feel in places that serve a lot of booze. It truly was a "local" for a lot us and the reason why? Because all of our friends either worked there or drank and ate there. Probably the fondest memories of my life (with apologies to my two-year-old son - these are good times too buddy. What the hell, he's not reading this anytime soon). Darts, rye and ginger, quesadillas (didn't know about the hangover connection), the best wings in town (at least for a couple of years), Mitch, Matt, Rose, Joe, you of course...great times.

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  3. I remember doing a 'round of the taps' one belated staff Christmas party and then falling over all the way home. I must have fallen 5 or 6 times in as many blocks. I recall being frustrated with my own inability to navigate what should have been familiar terrain. The next morning I realized the true culprit: Ice storm '98.

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  4. Ffej, Gilles' "summer platter" may trump them all. It contained onion rings, fries, wings I believe, and various other fried sundries. One person ordered it all day and he was Scottish. You should also add Welsh Rarebit to your hangover menu!

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  5. Special time and place indeed...remember the beer-battered onion rings from the early days? With mustard for Ffejy, I believe.

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  6. LOL - I was wrong, Ffej. You used to call it: Chew-Chew's Poot. Not Char-Char. That was Mike Mike Motorbike and Mitch and Matty Water Ratty. You called me Chew-Chew. And, I thought so much about your blog last night, after waking with a sick child and putting him back to sleep...memories, of course, are the sum total of a person's life, a person's existence. And that is as it should be. Memories are subjective and beautiful. Memories are subjective and ugly. Memories are comforting, haunting, reassuring, alienating, validating. Memories are intensely personal until you share a portal into your own with others, bridging a chasm from theirs to yours. This blog is brilliant on so many levels - so intensely generous of you to do and share, however painful some of the meandering might be. Arwyn will be so grateful for it one day, and Liv, well, you are also sharing another Ffej with her, letting her see another bit that made you the man whom she met and fell in love with. Hopefully this journey will also be somewhat cathartic and lend some sense to the nonsensical.
    Someone said it earlier, but I concur wholeheartedly, the world is better place because of you and your contribution to its fabric. Let's weave this Memory Blanket together, all of us, with our knowledge of you, time spent with you, thoughts carried of you. It will keep us all warm.
    Love. x

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  7. Tim - I remember that well, I think it actually turned out to be tendonitis in my feet. While that particular old man's condition shall be left out we both know what to say now that gets you into the triage immediately. While I was being seen by the doctor that night there was some poor Aussie backpacker being seen as well without travel insurance. He cried when he was told it was going to $650 just for having come in to and then he has to pay for seeing the Doctor.

    Derek - Don't forget the fun that was had by the musical connection. Nuginduck, Slow Motion Walter, Up All Night, Hennessey and anyone else I might have forgotten.

    Arthur - I remember the run of the taps all too well. One year we tried doing it as pints, the next half-pints by the third year we had it worked out to drink the heavy ales and stouts at the start and finish with the lagers. I barely made it the 300meters home that ice storm night I quite literally had to crawl up the driveway to my door as I had fallen down so many times on the way there. And thought there was no way in hell I was going to be working as a courier during it until things thawed out a bit.

    Sauage - I fondly remember doing the brunches with you and Lisa. Fruit Salads remained the bane of my existence for many years, but Tingley's stout battered french toast fritters dusted with icing sugar were freaking awesome.

    Matt- you got it, onion rings and mustard - I think everyone thought I was weird until they tried it and I converted more than a few.

    Char - Choo-Choo - thank you for getting me.
    Love.

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  8. I know I met you well after this time but I thought I'd let you know that i associate a lot of my memories of you with food. Always amazing cooked meals and breakfasts when I come to stay. That amazing Turkish restaurant we went to at Southbank, great Mexican the last time I came up and of course you teaching me how to cook the perfect steak. My family thanks you for that one after having years of ruined steak. x

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